NFFL.com (Monticello, FL) – The 7th Annual NFFL Draft was held this afternoon at the Brickhouse Eatery in historic downtown Monticello, Florida. The draft was attended by eight of the league’s ten owners. The first pick was award to Bill “Nutmeg” Kristoph who promptly selected Arian Foster. “Building a workmanlike franchise starts with a strong running back. Foster fits the bill, and I look forward to him jamming it down the throats of the other NFFL teams this year,” said GM Wayne Chrebet.
As usual, the Tom “Bookworm” Criss attended the draft with several outdated publications. Criss stated, “This is going to be a bounce back year for the Eagles. We are ready to win, and are looking forward to taking Steve Largent early in the first round. Wait, what? He retired? We’re doomed!” Several owners attempted to console Criss with a bottle of homemade Limoncello and several slices of red velvet gooey butter cake.
By the close of the draft many beers and chicken wings had been consumed. Kirk “Bi-Partisan” Reams was pleased with his draft. “My team is crafted like a fine wine. Once the flavors meld and mature it will be bold! Plus, I didn’t let a 9 year old draft it like the Nimrods did, so I won’t finish last. ” Nimrods’ GM Bennett “Boy Wonder” Zollner responded to Reams’ slight by noting he was in fact 12 and looked forward to taking it to him Polish-style in Week 7.