Southwood Tattler (Tallahassee, FL) – For the second time in franchise history the Southwood Dolphins will play for the NFFL Cup.  The Dolphins punched their ticket to the championship game with a 122-92 victory over the Slippery Rock Tortfeasors. “Winning is what we do. Time to wobble!” exclaimed Zoe “V.I.C.” Rubin. For the men from Slippery Rock the loss represents a lost opportunity and a disappointing end to the 2013 campaign. “Victory has slipped through our fingers like grains of sands in a hour glass,” penned Mike “Il Duce” Haire in his personal leather bound journal as he sipped a glass of non-alcoholic madeira.

The ‘Fins opponent will be the Mootown Marauders dispatched the Golden Eagles 152-127.  The Marauders will look to add a second NFFL Cup in three years to their trophy case. “Wooooooo! Beating the Eagles is what we do. Time to drink some Cosmos!” exclaimed Kirsten “Filet Mignon” Matthis as Geoff “Mastermind” Gonzalez looked on from a darkened corner. The loss stung the Eagles as their NFFL Cup dreams were dashed upon the rocks of harsh reality. “Screw this. I’m so tired of reading multiple draft guides, faxing in questions to fantasy experts, and watching game footage on my beta-max. Losing sucks and so do the Marauders,” noted a bitter Tom “I Will Return” Criss.


#5 Mootown Marauders vs. #2 Southwood Dolphins


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