NFFL.com (Monticello, FL) – The NFFL is excited to announce it will continue its valued relationship with Four Loko. The terms of the deal were not released, but is expected Four Loko will furnish refreshments for the upcoming 2014 NFFL Draft, in addition to sponsoring the weekly NFFL Standings. “One word describes both the NFFL and Four Loko’s delicious beverages; refined. The two compliment one another, especially when your team is down by 58 points on Sunday evening and you just want to get away,” said NFFL Dir. of Marketing Andrew “Blue Hurricane” Woodward.
Despite the news, not all NFFL members were pleased with the new deal. Tom “Temperance” Criss took to the podium outside the Golden Eagles’ headquarters and decried demon loko. “Four Loko is the work of the devil! If this team goes down, the whole league goes down! And that’s when the whores move in. Men laying their trick-money down, dollars to pay the rent? No! Maybe instead he’ll spend it on the whore,” exclaimed Criss as he chugged a refreshing Watermelon Four Loko.
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