2015 NFFL Divisional Alignment Annouced

Out of a hat

NFFL League Offices (Monticello, FL) – The 2015 divisional alignments were unveiled during an exclusive invite-only dinner party at the palatial Lieto Fine Farm.  The addition of five new owners ignited fears of unbalanced schedules as a result of shenanigans by the league office.  “Frankly I am shocked, shocked that the NFFL owners would infer I would set divisions with anything other than the highest integrity for the sport,” responded Commissioner Bonfanti as he made it rain at the Golden Nugget.

The divisional alignment was determined by placing 12 cards of equal color, socioeconomic status, and opportunity in the prestigious NFFL Cup, and drawing names out one at a time to fill the divisions.  New owner Mark “Weasel” Bonfanti came away impressed. “The process was actually transparent and considering the amount of wine I consumed, reasonably memorable.”

Upon reviewing the new divisions, Kirsten “Manolo” Matthis clicked her Jimmy Choo’s with glee. “I thought I would have a hard time winning it all in 2015, but after seeing who had the misfortune to land in my division, I am already making space for the Cup, next to my shoes.”

2015 NFFL Divisions

Lombardi Division
– Fluffiest Bunnies
– Mootown Marauders
– Slippery Rock Tortfeasors
– Team Coles

Tagliabue Division
– Auburn Numbers
– Golden Eagles
– North Florida Seersuckers
– Team Hart

Gunsel Division
– Miccosukee Nimrods
– Southwood Dolphins
– Team Bonfanti
– Team Grabowski

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