Bunnies Win NFFL Cup X

Fluffiest Bunnies

Pixie Unicorn Times (Fluffiest, FL) – The Fluffiest Bunnies decimated the N. Fla. Seersuckers en route to their first NFFL Championship by a score of 150-97.  The 150 points scored by the Bunnies are the most in NFFL Cup history, easily eclipsing the 124 points scored by the 2007 Slippery Rock Tortfeasors.  Breaking her year long media silence Bunnies owner Joanna “Glinda” Bonfanti took the confetti strewn riser on the 50 yard line of N. Fla. Field.  “Today, I consider myself the luckiest woman alive! Who saw Blake Bortles, Tim Hightower, Julio Jones, and Allen Robinson all having amazing days? I did. Bless your hearts, you gave it your all but we are the cream of the NFFL crop! Wooooo!”

The mood in the Seersuckers’ locker room following the loss was somber. Following a historic 13-1 season hopes of claiming the franchises’ second NFFL title were high. “Today we ran into a buzz saw known as the Fluffiest Bunnies. When your opponent drops 150 points , all you can do lose, which is exactly what we did,” said Michael “Pork Rocks” Bonfanti.

The NFFL Cup will be retrieved in the coming week and taken to Tim “Magic Man” Yoho for engraving before being delivered to the Fluffiest Bunnies’ adorable team office.

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